First let me just start off by saying I could open the book and on any page find a line worthy of this title.
Yesterday's winner: Then he smiled at me wistfully and went to sit by a girl with braces and a bad perm.
First off, I'm a poet of sorts and even I leave "wistful" to the oldies.
Second, fuck you. What's wrong with braces and a bad perm, Bella Swan? Sorry we can't all be as mysterious as you and your vampire boyfriend.
Today's pick: Jacob strolled to a nearby driftwood tree that had its roots sticking out like the attenuated legs of a huge, pale spider.
Are you shitting me?
Tomorrow before work I'll probably just make a list of my top ten because I'm nearly finished with the thing but . . . for sanity's sake, I have to take a break.
Oh, and I'm sooooo on team Edward. That shy, sweet Jacob doesn't fool me one bit.
2 comments:
how are you nearly finished?! you were on page ten two days ago.
i never had braces but oh my did i ever want them because everyone else did.
and wow, does that tree sound ever so important with its very on simile.
Like pulling off a band-aid, Love. Besides "attenuated" is one of the biggest words she uses.
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