I'll never achieve Nirvana

In order to achieve Nirvana you have to successfully meditate. I had a religious studies teacher who made us meditate before he started each class. I could never empty my mind because these things are ALWAYS in there:

1. Steven Wright's joke: "For my birthday I got a humidifier and a de-humidifier . . . I put them in the same room and let them fight it out."

2. "Don't Whiz on the Electric Fence" You can let it rain in the break down lane . . .

3. Al Bundy



4. "It was all a dream/I used to read Word Up magazine"



5. My best friend Nelly going to see Tupac:Resurrection in the movie theaters . . . by herself . . . 3 times.



LOVE HER FOREVER!!!